And, that thing would be my leggings.
I probably wear leggings, or some variety of them, four days a week. I love the feel of them and wear them year round. I just change from full length to capri in the summertime. I have about 500 pairs of black leggings, and yet I go through them like water. I have ONE pair of brown, and they happen to be my favorite. They are the perfect color of brown, not too dark, not too light. Chocolate brown. Pretty brown.
And now, they're missing.
I've looked everywhere for them. Pajama drawer, pajama stack on the shelf in the closet (yes, I have a lot of pajama pants), regular pants stack, leggings drawer, exercise pants (HA!) stack. They are nowhere to be found. I haven't traveled anywhere with them, so they aren't staying with friends or anything.
(By the way, I do NOT look like this in my leggings. For one thing, my stomach is FLATTER than this gal's (NOT) and I don't try to pull that pose.)
This morning, I went to dress and discovered that yet ANOTHER pair is missing. The leggings I was looking for this morning have only been worn once. They don't yet have that ugly worn sheen to them. They were comfortable and lightweight. And now they're gone.
Did Brownie and Blackie Capri run away together? Is there a legging thief? Is Steven wearing them without me knowing? Are the animals having a dress up party?
I'm going to have to start putting tracking devices on these things.