Dear So and So

If I could write letters to those I wanted.....

Dear Kelly Ripa:
Please eat a sandwich.
Love, Your Fat Friend in SC


Dear Kanye West and Taylor Swift:
Please stop bringing up last year's VMA's.  I don't even watch the show, and I'm tired of hearing about it all.
Love, Not digging on the hype

Dear Mrs. Duggar:
I really hope you stop at 19.
Love, Happy with Two


Dear TLC:
That Hoarders Show is freaking me out.
Love, Wanna Clean My House Now


Dear Wood Chipper Truck Maker:
Please make a truck that has a roof of some kind on your truck,and a gate that confines all the chips into the truck. 
Love, Scared of Flying Chips


Dear Paula Deen:
Don't ever stop cooking with butter.
Love, Land of Lakes Lover


Dear Kat Von D:
I liked you so much better when you were a bit player in Miami Ink.
Love, Tired of the Kat Overkill


Dear The Office:
I'm so glad I finally started watching you.
Love, Michael Scott Fan


Dear Real Housewives of ALL places:
The only one with any sense is Caroline.  Honestly.
Love, Still Can't Believe I Keep Watching

and finally...

Dear Mother Nature:
It's time for summer to be over and autumn to get here.
Love, I've sweated enough for both of us.