Minor Miracle?

Today, I experienced a momentous experience.  I think I'm not exaggerating when I say it is a 'once in a lifetime' experience.

I did NOT have to wait at the doctor's office.

You read that right.  I did NOT have to wait. 

I showed up early for my appointment, checked in, and was taken back immediately.  I gave my urine sample (with no spills, I might add!), and was tended to right away. 

I was placed in the actual examination room, changed into the always too tight top, and IN came the doctor.  No waiting.  No thumb twiddling.  No muss, no fuss.  My parts are all still there, and I'm good for another year.

I think even Mother Teresa would have agreed that this could be considered a minor miracle.

***And, to celebrate the day, I cut off all my hair.  And when I say all my hair, I mean A LOT. Think Emma Watson after Harry Potter.  Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby.  Maybe even a young pubescent boy.

What a day!