I Spy

Last night, I was sitting on my couch watching, "Reba" with Taylor.   I looked down at the horrible rug we have on our floor....

oh wait a minute---let's back up.  I need to tell you about our rugs.  In our house, we have hardwood (laminate) floors in all rooms, with some rugs in each room.  We also have cats that like to pluck and puke on the rugs, so we don't spend a lot of money on the rugs.  We buy em, use em and chuck em when they become too gross.  Because of this, we buy rugs we might not normally purchase.  Translation:  we buy ugly rugs.  We now have a running gag that the uglier the better, and it's now become a battle to see who can find the ugliest rug.

Okay, back to the couch-sitting-Reba-watching.

I'm sitting on the couch and  I look down at my UGLYRUG and this is what I see:

We've had this rug for a couple months now, but I just noticed that square in the middle and closest to us.  I can only see one thing.

I see a man, his belly button and his teeny tiny weiner.  Steven saw a tree trunk.  I think I might have the mindset of a pubescent boy.  I'm starting to see penises everywhere.

Man, I hope I don't have to mark my blog with "WARNING!  ADULT CONTENT!"

Can you see it?  Or do I have issues?