Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Because I know you're dying to know

I will answer all your pressing questions so that you can sleep tonight.  Here are my opinions on all things "important."

I like Miley Cyrus' new haircut.

I don't like Joe Giudice at all.

I won't watch American Idol if Mariah Carey is a judge.

Or Nicki Minaj.

I think that guy from Missouri with the big mouth and little brain makes me wish he wasn't from Missouri.

I think Jesus might have giggled at the dude who skinny dipped in the Sea of Galilee.

But, I also think he probably wouldn't have voted for him.

I think Rosie O'Donnell is really lucky to have survived her heart attack. 

I don't like Donald Trump.

I do like Donald Duck.  And anyone who can do the impression.

I like Will Smith, but I can do without Willow.

I'm tired of seeing Kim Kardashian's behind.

I really like Robin Roberts.

Taylor Swift is really tall. 

Is it just me, or does she never look happy?

Who the heck is Honey Boo Boo?



3 comments:

mel said...

Hahahaha....Honey Boo Boo, Wed night, TLC, 10pm. Txt me your impressions....

sherri s. said...

Taylor Swift I don't get. And yes, I think she's about 7 feet tall. Honey Boo Boo--words fail. I do watch Toddlers and Tiaras--I can't look away, I'm sorry to confess--she was a contestant in a pageant and now they've give her and her, um, unusual family a show. Which I do NOT watch, BTW. And that politician--REALLY?!?! Absolutely amazing that there are still people who will vote for him. Just...wow.

Cheyenne said...

You're preachin' to the choir...

I stopped watching American Idol when the winners were losers if you know what I mean. It'll be a cold day in you know where before I start watching it again.