A – My a$$ is too big.
B – Yep. The boobalies
would bounce me right out of mile number one.
C –Chafing anyone?
D -Desire, of which I have none. Also, discipline.
E –Effort.
It takes WAY too much effort.
F- Flatulence when I run. Yep.
G-I look
really goofy when I run. Or, at least I did the last time I did run;
which was about sixth grade.
H-It would
mess up my hair.
I-Injuries.
J-Jjuju doesn’t run. Juju can't run.
K-Seriously,
it would kill me.
L-I would be
the laughing stock while getting
continuously lapped by little old ladies.
M-That is
way too many miles.
N-That much
running would interfere with my naps.
O-O U C H
P-Um, the pain?
Q-Quitters never win. Just call me Loser. Or, you can call me, “Never Starter.”
R-Running is not a word in my vocabulary.
S-That stitch you get in your side. Ouch. Oh,
and the sweat. And, short shorts don’t look good on me.
T-I am terrified of losing my bowels in
public.
U-It would
be very very ugly. All of it.
Me, the running, my hair, the outfit.
V-I’m very content being a fan, not a
participant.
W-You can’t
drink wine when running a marathon.
X-The words
I would be yelling would be xrated. Small children and sensitive women would be
insulted.
Y-I’m a yellow bellied sapsucker fraidy cat.
Z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz If I’m doing something for 26.2 miles or
approximately four hours, you better believe I’ll be sleeping.
But kudos to all who do, especially our good buddy Matt.
7 comments:
Do you know that Sandie ran a marathon?
That whole peeing/pooping thing would do me in at this point. I can't go four hours without peeing....unless I gave up water days in advance...
Of course, no need to mention that I am of shape...No need to mention it at all.
Dearest JuJuBee:
Wherever did you come up with the secret password thing we need to decipher in order to post comments? Not certain if I am senile or blind, but dang...
Oh, darn! I didn't think about the fact I would need to decifer (sp?) it again with a second comment....
Once upon a time, I thought about running one. Then I decided I might spill my beer, so I decided not to.
Ready for this? I have run a marathon. Yes, I'm serious.
Girl - you must get my brain signals! Love your lists. They come straight from my brain.
I HATE TO RUN - ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL!!
I loved this. Yes, I've hit this age where it pretty much hurts to run. It's sad. I always say, it sucks because if something was chasing me I am pretty sure I couldn't get away. Which may be a good reason to remedy the situation. Survival skills!
Hi JuJu, to answer you question, we found each other at Sherri's site, Foziewisp. Pretty sure. But, it's a small community out herein blog land. :o)
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