I've got a problem.
I think I've forgotten how to blow my nose.
I don't have allergies or a cold or anything, but I do blow my nose a couple times a day. (usually after showering or washing my face) I go to blow my nose and nothing works. My mouth closes up, weird sounds come out of my nose and nothing lands in the tissue.
What is with that?
I've tried to think about how I taught my kids to blow their noses. I think it went something like this, "Blow." Well, I did put a tissue in front of their nose first... But, I tried giving myself the same instructions and I'm still stuck.
I don't know if I've forgotten how to do it, or if my mechanics have just quit. But, I think the snot is starting to back up into my ears. So, now I'm a snot nosed hard of hearing forty eight year old woman who can't figure out how go get this stuff out of my nose.