Sunday, June 30, 2013


My husband has fallen in love with another.

And she's only 40.

How can I compete?  She has a lovely shape, aroma and a really catchy name.

She fits nicely in his hand and goes well with hot dogs.
She runs about $2.09 and can be picked up at the gas station.

She quenches his thirst and makes him burp.

Me?  I'm almost 50 and a lot more high maintenance.

1 comment:

Grandma K said...

I really don't think you have to worry. Her personality is rather flat!