Dear God: What is your greatest source of pride?
Chipaholic Ju
My dearest child: Pringles
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Dear Bradley Cooper: Are your eyes really that blue?
From your newest fan, the Ju
My dearest,and favorite Ju: They are blue, because my heart aches for you.
(excuse me, this is Friday Night Fantasy Q&A)
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Dear Mr.Murphy: Why do your laws always seem to remind me how human I am?
From Friday the 13th Ju
Dear Horror Movie Ju: It's my job to bring you back down to earth by reminding you how stupid you are.
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Dear World: why so much hatred and anger?
Bitter and Cynical in SC
Dear BCSC: It all comes down to money and religion.
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Dear World, Part II: why must things change?
Sad Sack in the Creek
Hey Sack: Grow up.
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Dear Warner Brothers: Is Tweety Bird a male or female?
From: Learned all my classical music from you, just like Seinfeld
Dear Socially Retarded: TB is whatever the Tasmanian Devil is not.
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Dear Tim Gunn: Why didn't you just slap the crap out of that team this week?
Ju the Fitful Project Runway Watcher
My dearest, although fashion-challenged JTFPRW: Um, didn't I?
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Dear Breaking Bad: What is going to happen to Jesse?
Ju the Jesse lover
Dear Ju the JL: I can't tell you. But, I'm betting it will make you cry, no matter what it is.
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Dear Mom: I'm sorry for all the crap I gave you, the times I was angry, and the times I rolled my eyes at you.
Mom: Daughter, No problem. I sent my granddaughter to make it even.
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Dear Zach Braff: thank you for the Garden State soundtrack. It's a Friday night tradition.
Love, Ju
Dear Ju: You know what goes well with my soundtrack? Bradley Cooper.
2 comments:
Loved this post!!
My mother always told me that my daughters are God's way of getting even with me for being such a horrible child....
I had a nice long comment typed and Blogger had an error--boo! Anyway, these posts of yours are the best--you are TOO too funny! I'm sure Bradley Cooper likes a gal with a good sense of humor!
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