NUMBER OF:
Wineries visited: 4
Bottles of wine purchased: 5
Wines tasted: 25
Bad filters used in this blog to make me look less icky: 2
Scorpions found in downstairs bathroom: 1
Times I said, "this is delicious!" : infinity
Pounds of Provel Cheese I devoured: 1
Times I applied makeup: ZERO
Distance of the hike: one blister's worth
Hours the massive storm knocked out the power: 2
Pounds of bacon eaten: 2
Jets that worked on the hot tub: zero
Contacted by the office: 2
Books read: zero
Boiled Peanut stands in Helen, GA: too many to count
Bon Fires: 1
Trips to Helen: 5
Cows Slapped: zero
Scuffle at the trash can: 1
Hump Day Commercial referenced: too many to count
Use of the word, "Bitches" : also too many count
ABC game played: 1
Apples to Apples played: 1
pounds of crash hot potatoes eaten: 3
Days Sofia stayed with us: 7
Hot dogs fed to Sofia: 2
Steak leftovers fed to Sofia: 2
Ticks and fleas on Sofia: too many to count
Times I seriously considered bringing Sofia home with me: too many to count
5 comments:
And why didn't you bring Sofia home?
I am so glad to see you never slapped a cow on vacation! Just can't tell you.
Sounds like you had a great vacation!!!
Crash potatoes????
So much fun! Sofia looks like a heart-stealer.
You hiked?!?
I am so excited about the count. I love that you visited 4 wineries. And that you can't count how many times you said bitches or delicious. That is how I know you really had a great time. :)
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