Let's start with this:
My Friday evening was spent playing beauty parlor. With myself, you ask? No. With Taylor? Nah. I got to play with this head of hair.
See, we were attending a going away party for our favorite Swedish couple, Christer and Cici. The theme of the party was to come dressed as your favorite Swede. So, Steven decided to dress up as his favorite Swede, Christer. In order to do that, he had to have blonde hair. Thus, the beauty parlor.
Two applications later, this was the final product:
You tell me, does he look Swedish?