I will answer all your pressing questions so that you can sleep tonight. Here are my opinions on all things "important."
I like Miley Cyrus' new haircut.
I don't like Joe Giudice at all.
I won't watch American Idol if Mariah Carey is a judge.
Or Nicki Minaj.
I think that guy from Missouri with the big mouth and little brain makes me wish he wasn't from Missouri.
I think Jesus might have giggled at the dude who skinny dipped in the Sea of Galilee.
But, I also think he probably wouldn't have voted for him.
I think Rosie O'Donnell is really lucky to have survived her heart attack.
I don't like Donald Trump.
I do like Donald Duck. And anyone who can do the impression.
I like Will Smith, but I can do without Willow.
I'm tired of seeing Kim Kardashian's behind.
I really like Robin Roberts.
Taylor Swift is really tall.
Is it just me, or does she never look happy?
Who the heck is Honey Boo Boo?