Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Because I know you're dying to know

I will answer all your pressing questions so that you can sleep tonight.  Here are my opinions on all things "important."

I like Miley Cyrus' new haircut.

I don't like Joe Giudice at all.

I won't watch American Idol if Mariah Carey is a judge.

Or Nicki Minaj.

I think that guy from Missouri with the big mouth and little brain makes me wish he wasn't from Missouri.

I think Jesus might have giggled at the dude who skinny dipped in the Sea of Galilee.

But, I also think he probably wouldn't have voted for him.

I think Rosie O'Donnell is really lucky to have survived her heart attack. 

I don't like Donald Trump.

I do like Donald Duck.  And anyone who can do the impression.

I like Will Smith, but I can do without Willow.

I'm tired of seeing Kim Kardashian's behind.

I really like Robin Roberts.

Taylor Swift is really tall. 

Is it just me, or does she never look happy?

Who the heck is Honey Boo Boo?


mel said...

Hahahaha....Honey Boo Boo, Wed night, TLC, 10pm. Txt me your impressions....

sherri s. said...

Taylor Swift I don't get. And yes, I think she's about 7 feet tall. Honey Boo Boo--words fail. I do watch Toddlers and Tiaras--I can't look away, I'm sorry to confess--she was a contestant in a pageant and now they've give her and her, um, unusual family a show. Which I do NOT watch, BTW. And that politician--REALLY?!?! Absolutely amazing that there are still people who will vote for him. Just...wow.

Cheyenne said...

You're preachin' to the choir...

I stopped watching American Idol when the winners were losers if you know what I mean. It'll be a cold day in you know where before I start watching it again.