***WARNING*** If any of you who read this are dudes, this might make you a bit squeamish. You've been warned!!!
How much do we all love going to our obgyn for our annual check up? I know it excites me to no end. I anticipate it for weeks beforehand! (NOT)
Even though I loathe the appointment, I make sure to go yearly, as my mother died from cervical cancer. I am determined to be proactive in my down there care. So, I make sure I get myself in on an annual basis.
This year I had a bad result on my pap smear. So, I went back again. And I had another bad pap. So, this week, I was lucky enough to have a colposcopy. I've had one in the past, so I wasn't concerned. I know this is what happens as we grow older.
So, the procedure isn't really the main focus of the story. It's what I found out DURING the procedure. As the doctor was trying to get a good view of all things female, she told me she was having problems getting a clear sight of the thing. She kept trying and finally told me that the reasons she was having problems is because I have such a LONG VAGINA.
I told her that just once, I wish I could have been noticed for my long legs (which I don't have) perky breasts (ha, I'm almost 50) or long golden locks. (remember, I have a boy cut!) No, my outstanding body part is my LONG VAGINA.
So, there you have it.
At least there's no graffiti on that thing.