Thursday, March 29, 2012

I Spy

Last night, I was sitting on my couch watching, "Reba" with Taylor.   I looked down at the horrible rug we have on our floor....

oh wait a minute---let's back up.  I need to tell you about our rugs.  In our house, we have hardwood (laminate) floors in all rooms, with some rugs in each room.  We also have cats that like to pluck and puke on the rugs, so we don't spend a lot of money on the rugs.  We buy em, use em and chuck em when they become too gross.  Because of this, we buy rugs we might not normally purchase.  Translation:  we buy ugly rugs.  We now have a running gag that the uglier the better, and it's now become a battle to see who can find the ugliest rug.

Okay, back to the couch-sitting-Reba-watching.

I'm sitting on the couch and  I look down at my UGLYRUG and this is what I see:


We've had this rug for a couple months now, but I just noticed that square in the middle and closest to us.  I can only see one thing.


I see a man, his belly button and his teeny tiny weiner.  Steven saw a tree trunk.  I think I might have the mindset of a pubescent boy.  I'm starting to see penises everywhere.

Man, I hope I don't have to mark my blog with "WARNING!  ADULT CONTENT!"

Can you see it?  Or do I have issues?

8 comments:

Grandma K said...

Or did you open too many of the bottles in yesterday's pictures???

Lap Dog Knits said...

You are HYSTERICAL...!!!!! I have laughed so hard...
I don't think I'll be able to EVER look at rugs again the same...love this post...

I have a cat too...she pukes in the hallway where we'll step on it in the darkness of morning.

Lap Dog Knits said...

You are HYSTERICAL...!!!!! I have laughed so hard...
I don't think I'll be able to EVER look at rugs again the same...love this post...

I have a cat too...she pukes in the hallway where we'll step on it in the darkness of morning.

Colleen said...

I had to go back and look at it a second time, not because I was unsure but because I wanted to!

Trying not to laugh since the hubby is in the next room sleeping and I am here with the wide awake Bear. If I start laughing he will think its time to play again...

Shhhhhh....

mel said...

That man has a teeny tiny weenie and an itty bitty heinie....

Dean Grey said...

LOL

It's small but at least it's thick.

The rug, I mean!

-Dean

sherri s. said...

What does it say about me that it took me a minute to see it? Ahem.

angie128 said...

I see a profile - an eye and a nose.

Gotta' move that rug.