My sister in law loves to buy a good beach towel. Each year, they usually buy some while down here, always the nicest quality, and cutest designs. For years, they have enjoyed the Sea Dog/Salty Dog brand of towels. It's kind of a family tradition that they pick up a new one of these while down here in South Carolina.
This year's model:
I've been looking at this towel for a few days now, and realized that there's something a little extra that I don't think Cindy bargained for. It's a little something that I now cannot stop staring at. I'm starting to feel like a pervert.
Really? Did they have to make an anatomically correct beach towel?
At least there's no red rocket...