Don't be afraid, this is G Rated!!
(complete with all the animals?) Well, there's one more thing I need to share with you. I think I'm sharing this with you for my own protection.
Just a little background---I watch a LOT of crime TV. A LOT. I watch Forensic Files, Dr. G, Law & Order, Dateline, 48 Hours and anything else that presents forensic evidence. I have learned that you can't get away with any crime, forensics and DNA evidence are the bomb!
Over the course of watching these shows, there have been many shows on suffocation and strangulation. If anyone uses a pillow to suffocate another, forensics can solve this mystery!
Okay, back to my bedroom! Steven has taking to a new sleeping position. In order to mute the sounds of my snoring, he's now sleeping with a pillow on his head. He is usually surrounded by at least three cats and the dog. (I sleep where the dog is curled up. Just pretend she's me) Many nights, I don't even see his head. So, I got to thinking---if he were to die in the middle of the night, because this pillow blocks off his air supply, would the police suspect me of murder?
I don't want to go to jail. I wouldn't last a day. I don't look good in orange. (Just see my last post if you don't believe me) I'd miss my cream cheese. Heck, someone would "off" me for my hideous snoring!
So, I come to you tonight, asking that you be my witness. This is habit. The boy sleeps like this every night. I do not press down on the pillow. I don't touch the pillow. (exception: if HE snores) I want him to live! I mean, who would change the litter tray if he succumbed to the pillow???
I bet the police psychologists would have a heyday with all my mixed patterns.