First of all, this is a real crap parade. And, where did they find identical quintuplets who owned sailor suits?
Okay, I don't even know where to begin with this one. The dude is creepy. He has the smallest feet I've ever seen; how does he keep from toppling over? He's wearing rouge, and there's something hanging out of his pocket. Oh, and he's holding a giant rocket between his legs, inviting someone to "go off" with him. Ahem.
I don't know about you, but my ideal July 4th vehicle doesn't involve something that resembles the Hindenberg or a pencil.
Shudder. This girl creeps me OUT. She looks like a cross between Angelica from the Rugrats and Nellie Olsen. I have a feeling she intends to destroy a small town with those fireworks.
Again, kids with the fireworks? I can't tell if this one is supposed to be a boy or girl, but I am digging on the red shoes. Kids--don't play with matches! (or TNT)
Oh. My. Gosh. Dude found a date.
Match made in Heaven?
Happy 4th of July Friends!! Enjoy our wonderful country!!