New Discovery

Here's proof that it's been a slow week in my blogging life:

Monday morning, as I spent yet another few moments on the throne, I realized that I have the Big Dipper on my tummy. 

I have moles that look to be the Big Dipper; you know, Ursa Major, or the Big Plow.  How have I missed this for all these years? 

Does this mean I've been kissed by the Gods or something equally as cool?