In every house I lived in growing up, we had a junk drawer. So, when I became an adult, of course I carried on the tradition.
Today, I decided it was time to clean out the junk drawer.
Good Gosh Amighty. I can't believe the absolute crap that was in there.
THREE pairs of scissors. Taylor's picture from the 5th grade. Scavenger Hunt notes. Two spools of thread. Coupons that expired in 2003. A golf ball. (we don't play golf) Two plastic dinasours. At LEAST fifteen packs of gum. Buttons. Close to fifty ponytail holders. A picture of Amanda Bynes? Four pack of crayons. One green ring. American coins. English coins. Jamaican coins. A little plastic snowman. Four used batteries. Stingrays ticket stub. A couple of lip glosses and some old photos.
No wonder the drawer wouldn't close.
After tackling the drawer, I decided to go through a few of the pens in the drawer.
Folks, there were 29 pens/pencils and two cases of lead.
Please don't report me to that "Hoarders" show. And, hey, if you want any of my goodies, they're yours. (well, I might have a hard time giving up that green ring...)
5 comments:
This was a good one!! I would be way too embarassed to share mine. Nothing cool is hiding in my junk drawer... :-)
I feel your pain. I cleaned out my closet this weekend. ERG. I am primo material for the hoarders show.
So did you put it all back in the drawer or throw it away?
I always am soooo happy to learn that other people have junk drawers too.
hahahaha, nice post. keep the snow-man too; or, better yet, don't take advice from a pseudo hoarder.
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